May 2013
me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
drinking:
i’m still debating on what i hate more, myself or everybody else
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
spainstateofmind:
thebadwolf:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
odolnost:
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
“I fucking hate this game.” I whisper to myself as I continue to play.
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
inzayned:
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
charosy:
Plankton taught me that it is okay to be in love with your computer
tavrosofnitram:
“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
vegetasbitch:
how do you even start sexting is it like ‘hey whats the english hw, show me ur vagina’
